The Free Land of Yank Town is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 18.838 billion Yankies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Yank Townian economy, worth a remarkable 1,554 trillion Yanks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 82,524 Yanks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal, and angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes. Crime is totally unknown. Yank Town's national animal is the Motherfricking Yankosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yank Town is ranked 270,666^th in the world and 6,557^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 0.74 flags saluted per person per day.